Climate WHAT??

When someone says to you, "HOI! This climate change thing... does it BUM you out?", do you say "Climate WHAT?? Like, what are you saying, like yesterday it was, like, so hot and all, today is kewl and all, like, like that? Can I, like, GO now?" and look around frantically for the quickest route away from this pest asking you such, like, questions and all? Dude ... and dudette! It's basic, ya know? You need to know what it is! What it's doing! Why you should, like, CARE! And, what YOU can ... HEY! COME BACK HERE!